Candie

To be a very naughty high school girl, who likes to be fucked be a nice guy

"Candie is going to love this definition"
"Candie you are such a sexy girl ;)"

by Komodian December 13, 2014

candiced

totally mess up any situation or something of relative importance

I started the race well, but I candiced the ending

Dude, that was a candice if I ever saw one

by DaveEmilio May 26, 2008

Candied Apple

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.

My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.

I cotton candied myself at work today

by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009

candied

A Pokémon who has been leveled to a high point mostly or solely through the use of rare candies, therefore its Effort Values have not increased with it, making it only look as if it is stronger.

Trainer 1: I got ripped of in a trade! This Blastoise is level 100, but he's candied!
Trainer 2: Yeah, people do that with cheat devices. It sucks.

by PokéfanTeej20 August 15, 2010

Candace Owens

Owner of the organization Blexit, Best friends with Kanye West, and proves the Democratic Party wrong.

White liberal: you can’t support Donald Trump, your black!

Candace Owens: I guess I appreciate Donald Trump‘s long history of helping the black community, And I don’t appreciate Joe Biden‘s long history with racism.

by Randybrad October 22, 2020

Candace Nelson

A weird goose, usually found in Arabia who eats anas hairs.
Usually extremely obese.

Man that Candace Nelson is blocking my view, i got better luck standing behind a truck.

A fart jar

by Lywewe Jihoovawitz September 26, 2010