clowns

Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.

can't sleep, clowns will eat me

by sumnox May 26, 2005

clown head

A mans head that is hairy on the sides but completely
bald in the middle.

Coreys dad is such a clown head!

by Kayla #1 August 10, 2006

clown eyes

overwhelming sadness inside but unable to shed tears

She felt the sharp pain of overwhelming sadness stabbing at her heart and yet could only face the hurt looking through clown eyes unable to cry.

by bobert951 January 21, 2007

clownage

/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz

- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/

I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.

I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.

by Do you like me standing here? January 11, 2009

Clown Car Syndrome

Used to describe any situation or place that suffers a sudden influx of people for no explicable reason, like those piling into a clown car.

At 2:10, the lecture hall suffered a severe case of Clown Car Syndrome.

by Trotbot April 3, 2009

clown crack

Low grade crack rocks that are multi-colored or blueish due to the addition of cotton candy into the crack recipe.

Man, this clown crack sucks. Did the Insane Clown Posse sell this junk to you?

by tacosalad2 September 8, 2009

Clown Factory

a) Any government run organization; the biggest clowns usually being those in management. The higher up the ladder someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor".

b) A place where common sense is exchanged for a promotion or management training, (Also known as "Clown School")...thus creating a factory of sorts, specifically of Clowns.

C) A place where the biggest clowns (management), create a circus like environment where incompetance and stupidity reins supreme and filters down into lower management ranks. The entry level workers are left confused, as they still possess common sense, and do not speak "Clownese". The Clowns constantly try to fix that which is not broken in order to justify their jobs, thus turning a happy well-functioning work environment into shit. Anyone with a brain is laid off or fired, and the Management Clowns start creating yes-man clones of themselves in the back room, thus a "Clown Factory".

Also see "Fuckshow"

"The Government is a real Clown Factory!"

"Man, I can't wait to find another job and get out of this clown factory!"

"The management is really turning this place into a Clown Factory..."

by kitten78 April 23, 2010