Monkey Business

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.

Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.

by Lucifer firefly May 16, 2012

buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020

Mobile Stripping Business

A business conspired by three college freshman suitemates, in which strippers will come to your location of choice via truck/bus.

monica- we should have a slogan for this mobile stripping business...
celia- how about, " WE BRING THE STIPPING TO YOU..."
ashley- and i can drive the truck topless!

by Monica51 June 29, 2008

Business

What some of my friends and I call our 'private parts'

My panties are all bunched up in my business today.

by Flutter October 15, 2006

busting your chops

Means you are just pulling your leg
was seen in the Regulat Show "the Postcard"

basically you say it like you would say "Just pulling your leg"

Guy 1 : Hey dude can you help with this I cant read it
Guy 2: Can't read it huh? you try opening your eyes? hah just busting your chops

by Ryo_Inazuma March 11, 2014

lady business

A term used to politely describe the nether regions and/or pubic hair of a woman.

Before Melissa could wear her new bikini, she had to take care of her lady business.

by J0e_Average January 4, 2006

Business Dreads

A form of dreads worn in a tight pony tail | Allowable in work environment

I'm glad he has business dreads now, I wasn't able to respect him before.

No Jamal! You can't work here unless you put that hair back into a business dread.

by Mr. Cheves January 14, 2010