F. C. Barcelona

F. C. Barcelona is the worlds best football club.

F. C. Barcelona keeps trashing the opponents - don't really need to pick out a single match because it happens everytime! Just watch their games.

by Barcelista June 15, 2010

Don't Be A Bruce

A Bruce, is a friend(s) that makes up excuses not to go have a boys night out.

You're out with your boys for a boys night out. One of your boys turns to you and says he has to leave. You turn to him and ask why. He then says he has to go chill with his girlfriend or just doesn't feel like having a late night out... If it's before 11 PM, he is being a BRUCE ! When he insists on leaving you simply say " Don't Be A Bruce "

by Paul Zorro October 30, 2008

Bruce Banner

A mixed drink consisted of 2 shots of the hulk (2 parts hennessy to 3 parts hypnotiq) mixed with a can of mountain dew.

"Hulks at night, Bruce Banners in the day,
Keeps us tipsy like we from A.A."
-BrownMagic
myspace.com/brownmagicstunna

by BrownMagic June 21, 2008

Bruce Campbell

The second in the hierarchy of movie gods. Only one step below Michael Clarke Duncan and one step above Kevin Spacey. His chin has been known to cause lesser beings to commit suicide. Women rarely walk out of his room after sex, they typically must be rolled on a wheelchair and/or taken on a stretcher.

Yeah, I heard Mark commited suicide!

Oh how come?

He saw Bruce Campbell's chin and realized his life was pathetic.

by ihfdayton August 6, 2008

Bruce Campbell

The best thing I ever saw

Bruce Campbell is pwning your right now.

by Shin November 9, 2003

Barcelona

Capital of Catalonia.

Let's go to Barcelona.

by gru November 15, 2003

Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio

Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night

by coffee pot September 3, 2008