Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.

Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.

by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013

budge

1. Something that is on a budget. usually, a low budge.
2. Something that is cheaply made

"This toast is really budge"

by nappy March 13, 2005

Bulge

Another word for the peen

“Let me get that bulge” Johnny, Eddie and Frankie say.

by Fat Cack FNJE October 19, 2020

Shanghai Bludgeon

After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

by xx425prate December 7, 2006

Bulger

An aroused or stimulated penis that is enlarged and firm.

She reached down and gently cupped his Bulger in her hand and then began to remove his pants.

I bet those FBI agents copped a Bulger when they arrested James Whitey Bulger in Santa Monica.

by Kramericus June 27, 2011

Waldo Bulge

The bulge Adam Lambert produces in his striped rocker "Waldo" pants from rock night performing on American Idol 5/5/09. The pants resemble the stripes on Waldo's shirt from Where's Waldo.

I CANNOT stop thinking about the Waldo Bulge from last night.

I am craving the Waldo Bulge.

Waldo Bulge > Denim bulge

by Tisstay May 19, 2009

cunt bulge

A fat upper pussy area. See fupa.

Your mom would be pretty hot, if she could just get rid of that cunt bulge.

by Mai Vang July 15, 2004