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Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
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breakfast lololol

in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.
guy 1: yo where'd guy 3 go
guy 2: he breakfast lolololed
by rahahhahhhh January 21, 2023
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leeds breakfast

Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own
"Pass us' a can mate, its time for my leeds breakfast"
by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010
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Slut Breakfast

Two powerbars and a bottle a pink champagne.
When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.
by Beatlepopper December 17, 2015
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road breakfast

Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.
by Nemo Nickels January 8, 2017
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Birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017
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Nigga Breakfast

A breakfast invented by dat nigga Dylan morgan Francis member of the prestigious, 'Half Left' crew. This 'Nigga Breakfast' consists of a base of toast with the nigger condiments of Nutella and Coco Pops having a crunchy smooth texture to start your nigga day.
After a long night of playing with and on Coc with Cory and Jackson the morning called for a nigga breakfast
by Cockie monster :) April 28, 2020
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