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Breakfast Muffin 

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.
JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?
Breakfast Muffin by City Pete January 31, 2006

Breakfast Num Nums 

The most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt. You must go for homestyle breakfast num nums, they look more or less like the traditional breakfast pancake, but in preperation they become truly orgasmic, some are donut shaped, some are snowman, some have bananas inside, some have jelly and butter smeared across, and some are just plain tastey.
"Man aint' nothin better than some Breakfast Num Nums after a nice sesh"
Breakfast Num Nums by The Magic Cap December 10, 2008

breakfast clubbing 

Going out with someone outside your social circle.
i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo!
breakfast clubbing by lovely lex November 15, 2007

breakfast boobies 

A combination of pancake tities( big and saggy) and broken yokes( huge nipples)
wendy's titties would make the perfect breakfast boobies- she has broken yokes and pancakes titties.

Breakfast in Bed

The delicious scrambled eggs you wake up to after using egg whites as lube.
Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.

Breakfast club 

A group of young people, generally late teens or early twenties, just starting out in life, at the start of their adult life who generally are well educated and think that they know it all but have no life experience and have led a fairly sheltered life.

Quite often they are in positions of minor power because of the skills shortage. For example, they may have a degree and been thrust straight into a management position from university whereas in the past it would have taken 10-15 years to get to such a position.

They usually dress is designer labels with their hair meticulously preened (the boys too).

They usually believe that they know best in any given situation and will not take guidance from older people who have had experience in the relevant topic or area.

They tend not to relate to older people or those from different backgrounds so tend to stick within their own groups.

A business or government department being run or staffed by a group of young people is referred to as being 'a breakfast club'.
Don't try and tell the Breakfast Club over there know how to run the show, they know how to do it, they read it somewhere.
Breakfast club by evilsanta March 16, 2013