breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Breakfast pudding

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.

Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.

by Breakfast pudding May 8, 2014

Breakfast Boner

When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.

Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.

by Hughseff November 9, 2013

wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

by erkod March 5, 2017

No Squid, No Breakfast

A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen

No squid, no breakfast

by CEO Duck January 12, 2017

strong breakfast

Breakfast that can allow you to go strong through lunch time without feeling hungry.

- Sarah, what if we go kayaking this morning?

- Sounds good! let's have a strong breakfast and we come

back home for dinner

by Pierre555 September 23, 2011

Portugese breakfast

This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...

Wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night... Dude you were with steve all night....

by S 3 X Y Santa August 17, 2005