bonk

bonk is when you hit something with something

jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 12, 2022

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Penis. Short form of richard

Suck my bonk.
Ur gay

by Tf2 Heavy November 14, 2020

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Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni

Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head

by poggerspepega August 31, 2020

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sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022

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A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.

Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.

by psalms86 December 7, 2020

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Headset Bonk

When two people are playing VR in the same room (generally the same game in multiplayer) and their headsets accidentally touch.

Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake

Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"

by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025

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