Blumpkin Flynt 

The act of receiving oral while taking a dump, while also giving oral to somebody else who is defecating.

In a sentence: A blumpkin is nasty but only a freak would be a blumpkin flynt.

Blumpkin Flynt by sartori April 1, 2004

Blumpkin King 

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

Blumpkin King by Brandon June 24, 2004

blumpkin pie 

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.

She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.

blumpkin pie by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010

Blumpkin Cherry Bowl 

Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT the first time a blumpkee receives a blumpkin.

This occurs when the blumpkee's deuce is in the form small terds no larger than 1/2 inch in diameter. The IBAA(The International Blumpkin Association of America) also requires no less than 10 terds to be considered a Blumpkin Cherry Bowl. Less than 10 is considered to be a Blumpkin Cupa Cherries.

I wasn't sure if it was an official Blumpkin Cherry Bowl last night until I actually counted the terds. I though it was only 9 but the dingle berry I had dropped off at the end.

Blumpkin Cherry Bowl by kd32178 February 9, 2010

Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice 

A mixture of Piss Female Cum, Vaginal Sweat, and occasional Period Blood, which is drunk by a man performing a Blumpkin on a woman. The man will start to thirst for more Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice, and become a Blumpaholic.

Steve: Man I’m thirsty for some of that Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice.

Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice by ZJeski March 28, 2020

blumpkin surprise

When a guy gets a good-ole fashion blumkin and he gets a surpise. Unknown to the blumkinner or blumkinee an evil asshole has saran-wrapped the toilet seat, thus the "SURPRISE!"

What the fuck! Yesteday my girlfriend finally agrees to give me a blumkin and I ended up with a blumpkin surprise. Let's just say shit hit the fan-ny.

blumpkin surprise by gradeAwoody October 26, 2009

Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb 

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008