Ultra Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral-sex while having explosive diarrhea.

Guy: Dude, your sister got drunk and gave me an Ultra Blumpkin last night.

by Gettin' A. Beejay March 21, 2010

Rose Blumpkin

Basicallly while you are getting a blumpkin you are reading a magazine and smoking a cigarette.

Tony: Yesterday I was taking a shit, smoking and reading a magazine and got my first Rose Blumpkin

by twisters May 8, 2009

Country Blumpkin

Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!

Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"

Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"

by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004

Blumpkin Breath

After giving someone a Blumpkin, the word "Blumpkin Breathe" is when your mouth smells like the remains of Sperm, Penis, and possibly Feces.

You listen here you little Blumpkin Breathe! (To get someones attention when you know they have been giving the almighty Blumpkin)

by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

power blumpkin

a variation of a blumpkin where a girl performs fellatio on a guy taking a dump, then inserts an enema during climax.

the warm soda in that enema really peps me up...nothing like a power blumpkin to start your day.

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 7, 2006

Duty Blumpkin

n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.

"The only reason you sniped me is because I'm getting a Duty Blumpkin right now, .... FAGGOT!"

by An actual DB recipient March 6, 2010

Tactical blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"

"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"

"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"

by Codplaya May 9, 2010