blueberry muffin

a blueberry muffin is a diseased vagina.

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.

by sexytime27 May 26, 2008

bluey

Porn you watch

ususally watch when going through a dry spell

derived from blue balls

Dude i haven't got laid in months, I'm going to check out a bluey

by Kristopher Washington April 29, 2007

Bluey

A Word meaning Pornographic Movie derived from the Porn Film Series 'Electric Blue'.

" He's gonna be good Alan he's Blue, he's Blue!!! "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee

the most delicious iced coffee beverage ever created

gonna get me some dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee, cause its the blueberry yum yum

by dan-o420 August 22, 2008

Sexual Blueberry Pancake

A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.

Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.

by pastrielover March 20, 2011

Enraged Bluebird

When a female takes on 5 dicks at once. This is similar to an angry falcon where there is one in the mouth, one in each hand, one in the vagina, and one in the butt-hole. all that cock makes her screech that sounds resembling an angry falcon. Except the difference is that the five (blue) dicks are from the members of the Blue man group

"Bro did you go to the party last night?"
"No but i heard Sofia got enraged bluebird-ed"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! I DIDNT THINK SHE COULD GET WITH THE BLUEMAN GROUP!?!?

by BroStalker23 May 6, 2011

bluebeard

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the entire jaw, chin, and upper neck area is covered with fecal matter as well as the standard upper lip.

After giving her the chili dog I smeared her with a bluebeard.

by Scummable Thurgood April 4, 2005