blizzard

When a man and women are engaged in intercourse using the "doggy-style" position and the man pulls out the moment before climax calls his partners name and when she turns around he ejaculates in her eyes. Also known as the, "White Out" or "Gooey Goggles".

Blinded by the blizzard, Betsie was unable to see Jim.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 23, 2007

Irish blizzard

Noun:
A classic snow storm where 8-10 inches are predicted. When it is all said and done you only receive 3 inches. Children's dreams of a day off from school are crushed.

2. I big bulky man whom you would think that all parts would match, respectively. Unfortunetly when the lady friend gets intimate enough she is profoundly disappointed, only getting the 2 or 3 inches of the 8 she expected.

M: Storms a cummin...think its an irish blizzard.

Lady Friend: Boring.

by jaydizzle21 August 2, 2012

blizzud

n. what you get when you take it up the ass, rectal bleeding

i fucked yo mama last night and there was blizzud all over the sheets

by Scrote April 2, 2003

blizzardous

feeling extra cold, more than freezing

jacinta is freezing but pat is blizzardous

by some sickunt October 17, 2008

Blizzard Man

A very gay guy. Usually likes Cleveland steamers

That new gay guy is a real Blizzard Man

by The Kink MANIK January 17, 2009

blizzazzed

Being in a state of incredible high-ness to the point of acting like a five year old boy. Usually only reached through the inhalation of some very fine herb.

"Hey man how do you feel?"
"blizzazzed"

by onehighguy January 18, 2009

Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009