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Blitzed

The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.
So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.
by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021
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Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value
Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.
by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024
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the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.
“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024
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the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.
“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024
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Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.
“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”
by ZFree June 23, 2025
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HFD Blitz

When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.

This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.
Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!

Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!
by Crystal lizard June 23, 2025
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Blitz

Used in powerscaling communities when someone can not react to the speed of an oncoming attack or attacker. An example is luffy getting hit by Kaido's thunder bagua in one piece. In real life people get blitzed by gun bullets.

A perception blitz is when someone can not even percieive the speed of an attack or attacker because how fast it or they are moving and a reaction blitz is when the person being blitzed can see the attack or attacker about to them but just can not react in time because it or they are too fast
Luffy got blitzed by Kaido.

Your goat got speed bltized.
by Zkrane September 19, 2025
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