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Whiskey Bent 

Feeling a need to become intoxicated with whiskey in order to ease one’s sorrows and heartache.
"Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound"-Hank Williams Jr
Whiskey Bent by OneBadAsp November 1, 2006
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Telling someone to fuck off or go fuck themselves.
That '70s Show characters telling each other to get bent when they're pissed at each other.
Hyde: get bent!
get bent by justine d December 31, 2005

Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.
I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."

hell bent 

adj. Bound and determined; cannot be dissuaded by logic or reason.
Al-Qaeda was hell bent on crashing those planes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon.
hell bent by fizzle March 27, 2004

double-bent 

Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.
Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.
double-bent by Mr Define December 29, 2005
Much more subtle than fuck you or go to hell, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests...
Spouse: "Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower."
Other Spouse: "Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my dick while you're at it?"
get bent by bearfer January 29, 2004