Coefficient of Banter

The general measure of banter in a given area/group/place/person/galaxy/cheese.

"Hey guys look at me swim in this pool of custard!!!"

"That's a high Coefficient of Banter!"

by DRAGON February 13, 2013

great banter

Banter that is good but the word good isn't enough so the word GREAT is used

Tim:"Steve,your cooking is terrible!"

Steve:"no it isn't like yours is any better!"

Anthony:"great banter!"

by The Guys Who Has Banter November 4, 2015

banter

Banter is defined by what it tries and fails to be: spontaneous, funny, and tolerable.

Also known as "the wit of chavs".

Blackadder is showing Mr. and Mrs. Pants around a house, which he is trying to sell.
Mrs. Pants: "Strange smell."
Blackadder: "Yes, that's the servant - he'll be gone."
Mr. Pants: "You're really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
Blackadder: "No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

by turnoutthelights January 15, 2010

Music Banter

A forum made up of people with absolutely no social life, trying to decide whose "record collection" is bigger. This site contains many pretentious biologists so be wary when entering. If you cannot use proper grammar, and have low self esteem avoid at all costs.

Don't forget kids, the higher you post count in Music Banter, the bigger your penis is

by desertlady October 5, 2010

banter

Highly irritating word used by "people of a certain class" to describe the act of talking to someone who isn't a complete moron and can reciprocate said act. The word is one of about fifteen or so (for instance, "physically", "actually" and "grim") that are used excessively in conversations that do not call for their presence. To use the word "banter" to describe talking to someone, or, worse still, to use it proactively (see below) is a crime of speech and should garnish you a mother-fucker of a kick arse from all those around you who recognise you for the nob you are.

Descriptively: "Yeah, we had a great time last night - sank a few pints and had a bit o' banter..."

Proactively: "Let's go out tonight, sink a few pints and have a bit o' banter!" (note the elevated excitement in the proactive usage, indicated by the exclamation mark)

by Zaarin May 4, 2007

Canter banter

The act of engaging in verbal competition with another whilst in the vicinity of the city of Canterbury, South East England. Such communication may include insulting the other, or the other's family or friends. When occuring amongst the student population (i.e. those attending Canterbury Christ Church of the University of Kent), it may be used to indicate the unimpressive drinking capability of a certain individual.

Example of Canter banter:
C4 student: "Dude, you can't drink for shit."
University of Kent student: "Oh yeah? Watch me down this jug of Snake Bite... not so big now are ya!"
C4 student: "That's not what your mum said."

by ellenstone July 26, 2009

banter

playfully insulting somebody, who will not take you seriously.

You complete twat ;) :P

by donnald duck June 10, 2005