bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

Bacondirt

When something is gone over & over again. Repeatedly, belaboringly, needlessly. With a hugely smartass undertone.


Can also mean: Shut it. Zip it. Enough already. Finis.

Can also conveniently mean:

Bullshit!

Shirley? Don't you think you've just about beat this isssue with your severe lack of confidence into the bacondirt? Get a grip for the love of god.

by aMelunknowntoyooboo February 14, 2009

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Bacon Trash

-A person who engages in the ghetto/white trash type behavior of putting bacon on a salad or combining it with some other food that it doesn't belong with.

-Someone who will eat anything if it is wrapped in bacon.

Bacon Bits = Bacon Trash gold

by Big Rood November 15, 2011

Bacon Tax

Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else

Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.

by PsycleMD November 27, 2012

Baconaise

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

Bacon Thrusting

Bacon Thrusting - Cooking Bacon During Sex

Wrap The Bacon Around Your Throbbing Member Like A Overgrown Chipolata Then Fuck The Shit Out Of Your Partner To Create Heat, This Will Cook The Bacon And Give It That Just Fucked Taste..

Bacon Thrusting, A Perfect Way To Start The Day

by Fudge Packer 3000 January 8, 2015