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the birds and the bees 

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens
"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"
the birds and the bees by Steph October 13, 2003

The birds and the bees 

The non-embarrassing way of teaching your children about sex. The bee (male) and the bird (female.)
I think its time to tell you about the birds and the bees, sweetie.

the chirping birds 

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.
Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.
the chirping birds by Jones March 31, 2003

car birds 

Girls who hang round racetrack pit lanes, or advertise. Usually wearing modified team shell suits

Famous racing drivers wifes, young, blonde, tanned.. fit..
man.. look at those car birds.. I'd ride her car..
car birds by rubicks June 23, 2005

Common Birds Music 

The type of manufactured pop music that gains a cult following of office girls who listen and sing to and dance to on a saturday night. Examples of Common Birds Music are Cheryl Cole, The Saturdays, Sugarbabes, Girls Aloud, Pussycat Dolls, Lady GaGa and anything from the likes of TV Shows such as Pop Idol and the X Factor.
Office Women: Here come the girls!

Town Commuter: Friggin Common Birds Music!

Shoo the birds

(verb)- When females in a group purposely ditch the males so they can go have sex with each other.
"Hey Kate, you look so hot tonight! Lets shoo the birds and go back to my place!" says a very horny Veronika.