brand awareness

When a girl refuses to kiss you after you eat her pussy, regardless of what other nasty places your mouth has been that night. She might kiss you after you ate fish, smoked, or threw up, but never after you have dined on the Big Montana. This flavor choice raises serious questions about her personal hygiene.

After I go down on her, my girlfriend has brand awareness.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Hyper Field Awareness

A marked attribute of god-tier MMORPG PvPers. Integrating all aspects of a game's mechanics, and one's own superior mental and intelligence to dominate opponents in the field.

Woah, did you see that one CoM wipe out 6 SL bola-tamers?

Yeah, that alchy-dexxer has unparalleled Hyper Field Awareness.

by Spoojj April 26, 2019

Vitiello Award

An award that is given to the person who drinks entirely too much and ruins everyone else's fun. The person who is given a Vitiello Award is generally extremely obnoxious and often discharges a copious amount of vomit.

Person 1: Dude, did you see how drunk James was last night? He totally earned a Vitiello Award.

Person 2: Yeah, he was a douche. I think he even threw up that Grand Slam in the bathroom at Denny's.

by ChrisGrey October 8, 2011

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.

Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"

by Merchers February 2, 2010

Dumb Broad Awareness Day

December 22nd- A day where dumb broad pick up a book and learn something for once. So they can stop being so fuckin dumb.

Hey Luke did you know it’s Dumb Broad Awareness Day?

Oh no! We better go give Emily a book so she can fucking learn!

by smart broad December 21, 2020

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

akward turtle

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)

so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?

by chyll July 20, 2007