avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

Avocadhoe

A basic bitch who’s a hoe for avocados and eats them with every meal they consume.

Chipotle employee: “Would you like quac with that? it’s extra”

An avocadhoe: “abso-fucking-lotley”

by Avocadhoe slang April 28, 2019

Avocado Socialist

The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.

The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.

A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.

He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.

by Funnel Music October 3, 2019

Avocado sauce

Grinch sperm

Santa loves avocado sauce.

by Teletubbie42069 July 2, 2020

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Avocato

Avocato, a handsome ventrexian whos a badass but yet a gentleman. Avocato yet has a traumatic backstory working with the lord commander and forced to kill his son Little Cato, but obviously he didn't. Avocato also has a best friend named Gary goodspeed who is a space boy who REALLY likes cookies but also is in love with a beautiful woman named Quinn Airgon. The thing about Avocato though is that hes very stinky his teal wife says. Hehe.

Avocato loves his son Little Cato

by Chäsė March 27, 2021

Avocado Fuck Nigga

If you or any of your fellow gangstas get called an Avocado Fuck Nigga that means you a wack ass ugly ass musty ass dr. Doofenshmirtz ass fat ass wide forehead ass thick thighs tiny calf’s ass pointy shoulder blade ass big mac fat ass mustard ass chunky ass fuck nigga. you also twerk to mo bamba

(victim) hey brad how was your day

(brad) shut up you an Avocado Fuck Nigga

(victim) aren’t you white

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss August 22, 2021