American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

American Autism by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021

Relationship Autism

When one partner in a relationship is totally fine to spend time and talk with their bf/gf but will not make eye contact, and is uncomfortable with/rejects all physical contact and affection (i.e. won't do hand holding, hugging, kissing etc)

I don't know, it's like she has relationship autism or something.

Relationship Autism by Jewelsbrosis June 3, 2011

Adult Onset Autism 

1. Adjective. When an individual exhibits or develops behaviors in the autism spectrum, at an advanced age. Typically occurring from misdiagnoses or underreported cases. Affects ages 19-50, NEETs, and many a weeaboo.

Symptoms: increase in frequency of dropping Spaghetti and general lack of self awareness at an age where one is supposed to be accustomed to social norms and rules of social engagement.

"Yeah, that guy has Adult Onset Autism or something. He won't shut up about video games at the bar when all these cute girls walk by."

Adult Onset Autism by DuedBraj December 25, 2014

pure autism 

Jake Paul Logan Paul and rice gum

Looks theres pure autism over there

pure autism by Dayton the meme lord February 12, 2018

Airborne Autism

A disease that can be caught after birth through the inhalation of air in the atmosphere.

I recently caught airborne autism.

Airborne Autism by Sheik VonTrappe October 22, 2019

Stomach Autism 

When your diet entirely consists of just cheerio's and Frozen 2 mac and cheese, except you don't put the cheese in so it's just Frozen 2 mac. Paw Patrol mac is also fine.

damn bro thats some real stomach autism you got there

Stomach Autism by PolarTem January 10, 2022

Spicy Autism 

Not on the linear spectrum of mild to severe or to low or high functioning, many autistic people characterize their "type" of Autism as spicy to counteract the ableism implied by functioning labels.

"Lauren has mild autism"
"No, you're supposed to say Lauren is mildly autistic"

"No, I have spicy autism. I'm autistic and I am spicy. Its a planular spectrum of spice. Spicy autism for the win." -Lauren

Spicy Autism by ConradTheBrilliant November 17, 2022