Authoritarian

Someone who's not your father but tries to talk to someone else over age 18 like he/she is your father, or makes your decisions for you. These are usually the same kinds of bullshit people that talk the most about other people being their peers.

The scientist/medical guy/girl on TV is talking about people who don't wear masks being out of control. No, talking to somebody you're not related to like you're their father is out of control. Fuck the authoritarian bullshit.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020

authority

Something that is widely misunderstood by many ignorant teenagers, dumb skaters, and clueless punks. Knowledge is power, and the authorities of our time have that power, so instead of being morons who have good intentions but don't know a fucking thing about the polotics behind authority, lets all actually go pick up a book, or become and activist and TAKE DOWN THE FUCKING SYSTEM. All of these cockfucks posting about how we "need authority" are bullshitters and close minded dickheads at best. The only thing we "need" in this world is common sense, and therefore authority won't have to provide us with it. Wake up people, and stop being a dickless puppet of the system that many of you claim to "hate".

The authorites and powers that be have seen it fit to convict innocent marijuana smokers, concious objectors, and activists of crimes and therefore put them in a little manmade thing called prison. Authority is mostly a byproduct of greed and facism.

by Fightforyour rights June 15, 2007

Arthur

A unit of monetary measure equal to that of seven US dollars

I can't afford to go to the show, it costs a couple arthurs!

How many arthurs an hour does that job pay?

Could you lend me an arthur?

Drinking at the bar costs too many arthurs.

by aonesteaksauce June 13, 2010

Authorpedic

A person with an almost encyclopaedic knowledge of one Authors books (presumably having read them countless times). This person is ready, willing, and able to regurgitate facts, anecdotes, quotes, or other meaningless irrelevance at will about said books in order to impress, though unknowingly they are only highlighting their own utter dullness. This person is very closely related to a Show-off, someone who can recite every detail of TV shows from years or series past.

Normal person “Wow, you say this is the seventh Harry Potter book, seriously how much money does this greedy cow want to make copying Tolkien??”
Nerdlinger “Actually the number seven is lucky in Harry Potter, students attend Hogwarts for seven years and there are seven players on each Quidditch team. Sirius is also imprisoned on the seventh floor of Hogwarts, in fact I’m reading the seventh book for the seventh time ….etc etc”
Normal Person “Errr right, that’s great, you’re a social clothesline and now I find out you’re Authorpedic. If I were you I’d start exclusively reading guides on how to meet women otherwise it's going to get real lonely, Adios you loser.”

by HeyZeusDelSanto August 22, 2010

Authoritate

To provide authority to a matter or situation.

Cameron used examples from the United States constitutions to authoritate his position.

by Defintions By Sparks February 27, 2018

BDSM Authoritarianism

... is the enforcement or advocacy of strict obedience to the dominatrixes'/dominators' authority with the appearance of being at expense of personal freedom. The doms & dommes enforce the tying, binding, or restraining the citizenry who entered the land voluntarily for erotic, aesthetic, or somatosensory stimulation.

I hear the ProDomme party, advocating for BDSM Authoritarianism, got 69% of the vote -- what simps.

by MurdochMaxwell November 6, 2020

Author

Someone who is all powerful and totally awesome in every way. They possess the power to kill people without being arrested and can create life against all the rules of science. Though some side effects may include antisocialism and insomnia, they are experts at making people confused with big words and are the only people who can sit in their pajamas all day talking to their imaginary friends and get paid for it. Yeah, be jealous.

How does that person manage to be totally insane and totally awesome at the same time?
Must be an author.

by AuthorsAnonymous April 24, 2011