big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.

"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."

by big boy 442 November 14, 2016

Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert

A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.

"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"

by jackoncrack13 October 9, 2023

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by qreugDRYEWYFVHGSWY October 11, 2020

lurk alert

A phrase or saying one will use when they see a "lurk" or a "creeper" nearby. Used as a warning to female friends to stay away from the creep.

"I don't like this area girl, we should initiate a lurk alert"

Girl: "Look at that creepy guy over there staring at the children by the playground...lurk alert!"

by TARABOP March 17, 2009

Gib alert

Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.

Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*

by wuanitchank June 29, 2009

defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010

Slurp Alert

A phrase that signifies that it's time for an alcoholic beverage. Usually yelled out when one of your drinking buddies is walking in the direction of the fridge because you want them to grab you one.

It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.

Example 1:
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*

"SLURP ALERT!"

Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*

"Slurp alert, anyone?"

by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah October 6, 2011