Asshat

A nickname for the guy who broke your heart.

I can't believe that asshat dumped you.

by fakehogchrissy June 3, 2019

Asstard

Basically an idiot or someone being stupid

Which one of you asstards did epilepsy in the bathroom

by Ohshnockitsdylan June 10, 2019

Asshat

A short little man who lives in his mom's basement that pretends he's a well-respected world renowned sports writer, when in fact - he's just a douche who thinks too highly of himself. Suffers from little-man syndrome.

James Rowe is a fucking asshat

by douchebagmcgee69 July 23, 2019

Asshat

One who urinates on another mans truck after too many White Claws. Typically guys named Paul.

I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat

by GrandCentralLaughter October 4, 2019

asseatingwhitch

Lyla Reed

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?

by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019

Asshat

A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.

Ted's always butting in conversations when nobody asked his opinion. What an asshat.

by NateJ3000 January 23, 2020

Asseatingmachine

Eat ass and eat shit becUse yes

My dad acts like a asseatingmachine around my sister

by Noppnoel February 6, 2020