Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023

Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"

Mike: "With security?!"

Roman: "Yes!"

by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024

Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"

by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024

peddle assisted cunts

Single/groups of cyclists on the road.

The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.

by i want to break free February 24, 2024

peddle assisted cunts

Single/groups of cyclists on the road.

The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.

by i want to break free February 24, 2024

Assisted Reload

Slang term for when you give someone a reach around. Originated from the 2024 videogame Helldivers 2

Hey buddy, you look lonely. Look like you could use an Assisted Reload...

by Limp_Brizkit March 14, 2024

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024