Assange

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assange

1. to assault a person or entity using information
2. to reveal the secrets of a person or entity

Oh, you're breaking up with me? I'm totally going to assange you on Facebook.

by JamponyForever December 3, 2010

assinine

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"

"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004

Assange

(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.

"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"

by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 2, 2017

Asking

I'm not taking credit for anything. I'm asking YOU what's happened here. And I'm not getting an answer.

Hym "I'm asking the question. That's all I've ever done. I just woke up here."

Iam "This is kind of sad... What would the world be like if I hadn't said anything?"

by Hym Iam May 1, 2022