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Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn
Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!
by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022
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assfastic

a fascinnation with a large booty girl
"that fat girl is assfastic"
by playboy December 4, 2003
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assfish

The word was derived in Greenland on a school trip, when Tim said that the dish served for dinner was 'assfish'. It is now used (rarely) as a very mildly derogatory term as a general insult.
Get out of my house you assfish!
by Thom182 June 11, 2006
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assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"
Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?
by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011
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Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.
That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!
by Eric February 9, 2004
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Asif

Why are you being such a asif
by Lord duck August 15, 2017
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assfole

by biggiesmalls101 August 20, 2007
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