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Bone apple tea

The ghetto pronunciation of bon appetit. This specifically revealed the bigger issue on social media where people instead used smaller words to lazily pronounce the word they're looking for, spawning the subreddit r/boneappletea.
Got myself some chicken permission tonight... Bone apple tea!
by Hardstuck Internet October 23, 2018
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applying the handbrake

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014
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Apple job

When the man/woman tickles the area of intersection between the top of the ass and the lower back of the other man/woman with their tongue. This creates the appearance of an apple when the scenario is viewed in profile where the ass is the apple and the tongue looks like a leaf oscillating in the wind.

Commonly used as foreplay before commencing to toss the salad.
{applies to them faggots as well}
"Hey prison bitch, want an apple job before i toss yo salad......come hither nigger".
by ataman91 April 15, 2009
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applebees

An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.
"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"
by Ksarah August 10, 2007
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Apple Store

the store you go to simply play with their stuff, and not actually buy anything
Person 1: "LOL, wered u take this pic??"
Person 2: "photobooth at the apple store :P"
by Buggy424 March 17, 2009
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Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.
Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.
by c0re_M August 25, 2008
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applecored

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten
That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.
by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009
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