alan garcia

Former Peruvian president known for being sketchy, corrupt and fat.

Alan is known for escape from Peruvian justice several times, have received a big bribes and released drug traffickers and corrupt people in his period leading country.

Alan Garcia ruins country in the '80s. During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks and numerous human rights abuses.

Alan Garcia fuck up Peru twice

by Popy Olivera November 22, 2018

Alan abishek

Most trust worthy person you can say! One among most successful persons in life . He will be there for others in their difficult times . Alan abishek is a person whom you wanted to be .

Hey Alan abishek

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Alan Butterfield

Stealth bad ass who hung on a tree during hurricane Harvey over 18 hours, grumpy old fart that has 9 lives like a cat.

Lets climb a tree like alan Butterfield

by Samiamx2 December 21, 2018

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Gene Alan

Gene Alan not to be confused for its close cousin “Gene Harris”. Gene Alan is for major shock and awe.

“You’re getting a 50% raise”.

“Gene Alan!”

by Carl Long March 22, 2022

Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life

I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.

by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019

alan liang

the best person u could ever come across, hes so hot id smash him with everything i can his juicy balls ahhh simppppp

ahhhhhhhhh alan liang????? yes alan liang do be the definiton of smashable

by DADDYSMILKMEOW January 24, 2023