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FBI Agent 

Female Body Inspector
Girlfriend: "I want you to be my FBI Agent"
FBI Agent by Oswald_Austin July 9, 2017

FBI Agent 

A person who wears black suits and sunglasses that investigates federal, local, or worldly matters. Most of them are stiff, drive black cars, drink lots of coffee, make over $100,000 a year, wear casual designer-type clothes when not at work , travel all over the world, use lots of technology, act very secretive and quiet, and are masters of disguies.

Some of them have desk jobs, while the majority work in the field. Sometimes, they have to go undercover. At work they are called Agents, and non-FBI agents are referred to as 'civilians'. At home, they live regular lives, just like you and me.
Girlfriend: Darius, where have you been? You've been gone for 2 weeks now!

FBI Agent: I can't tell you that. That information is classified.

Girlfriend: Oh, come on!
FBI Agent by Tana007 June 20, 2009

estate agent 

A muppet with no soul (becuase to be an estate agent you have to sell it) that screws you over for every cent you have. He has no mother as he as already sold her and he knows where you live.
"That F&%&king estate agente ripped me off."
estate agent by James January 18, 2005

secret agent

a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette
My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.
secret agent by yomamascow October 27, 2003

Double Agent Retard 

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.
Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.
An unconstitutional agent that shoots dogs when they please and infringes people 2nd amendment right's
ATF agent by Gun0192i4u2 October 2, 2021