Alfie

Normally a nice, kind person with a gigantic penis

Wow... i bet he is called Alfie!

by DefNotAlfie November 27, 2018

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

albino jew

a blonde and white reformed jew who is gunna make it to da moon

that kimmie is an albino jew! wassup with that shiz?!

by kimstah94 December 15, 2010

Alfie

Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever xxxx

Alfie is such a fittie.

by Keeping_real May 31, 2019

Albino Sandwich

A sex position where you are spooned in between 2 albinos.

I was at the club last night when I found myslef in an albino sandwich.

by AsianWaffles September 19, 2016

albino kitty

A teenage girl who is albino and likes to lick the kitty.

Damn, look at dat albino kitty.

by HamHug February 22, 2017

Spank the albino snake

What alec does when he goes home after school

Hay alec what are you doing.
I spank the albino snake

by Alecisnohomo69 November 15, 2019