Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.

Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise

by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.

"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024

Baking maybes

If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers

Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just

"baking maybes"

by KrashWorship December 26, 2022

maybe you should shut up idiot

You suck, no one likes you, now go outside you idiot.

Hey billy maybe you should shut up idiot Stop talking about fortnite

by MANIHATE2020 August 22, 2023

Pwned Maybe

Used to describe events where someone got completely "pwned". History and etiquette dictates that the "pwned" individual(s) should declare the "Pwned maybe" themselves, but any witness may label it.

Note : "Pwned maybe" is 100% interchangeable with the grammatically incorrect, but shorter, "Pwn maybe".

Teammate A : "Wow, that duo took down the two of us at the exact same time. There was nothing we could have done."
Teammate B, in all chat : "Pwned maybe?"

by CourteousCrook May 31, 2022

Maybe My Boogers Smell

When there is a smell that you can't find, so you think maybe its your boogers

*Sniff Sniff Where is that smell coming from? Maybe My Boogers Smell?

by Mordertier January 4, 2024

Maybe

Never going to happen

“Maybe” , Mike said when talking about anything romantic.

by Kaywishes August 20, 2020