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Savage Monday

When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.
Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.

Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
by R.Patel October 5, 2012
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Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.
Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.
by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019
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Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.
by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015
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cyber monday

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online
Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.
by nina541 November 30, 2010
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sunday mondays

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often
kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.
by airfives February 15, 2010
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Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.
"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied
by DancingWhale December 1, 2010
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Monday Dumbday

The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.
I can't believe I drank that much again. I hate Monday Dumbday.
by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010
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