Tard Wars 

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.

"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"

Tard Wars by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011

Tard Box 

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

Tard Box by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

Tard-dashians 

A group of women or a Haters Club, that like to single out a girl who they're jealous of and pick on her and spread rumors until her boyfriend breaks up with her, How to spot a Tard-dashians; They will wreek of tanning oil and cheap nock-off perfume and will be equipped with fake silicon boobs with one bigger then the other.

Oh no... Here comes the pack of Tard-dashians, hopefully they won't notice us, quickly hide your Chanel purse and your real boobies, before they start viscous rumors about us.

Tard-dashians by Stupid Cat May 31, 2016

tard font 

When you type on social media with mixed lettercases-uppercase and lowercase: LiKe tHIs.

Andre is an a-hole.
"I know, he always types in TaRd FonT when he doesn't have a valid point."

tard font by ts15210 October 29, 2018

tard yard 

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

tard yard by valvespout August 29, 2005

tard cart 

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.

Whats better than riding the short bus? not being retarded!

tard cart by anonymous April 15, 2003

tard bait 

Essentially, a tard bait is someone who would attract, or "bait" someone who is mentally retarded. This can be done so by acting like a retard, physically, or mentally, by acting like an unstable mentally ill person.

Trina rocked back and forth while yelling "Gail Swallows!". This would turn a retard's crank, therefore Trina is Tard Bait.

tard bait by Giz Rag January 30, 2008