valvespout's definitions

Bar Rag

ugly drunk women who always seems to be at the end of the bar. Will go home with anyone who has at least 5 dollars in pocket.

Erik took that fuckin bar rag home again! Is he still bangin that bar rag?

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dumb gash

a stupid woman. gash

Damn is that melissa a dumb gash.

by valvespout August 30, 2005

bartlett

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.

by valvespout August 30, 2005

Munt

a man who acts like a cunt

the munt was bitching because he fucked up his copier.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dingleberry shuffle

titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.

boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

by valvespout August 29, 2005

disorient express

the short bus. bus used to transport mentally or physically disabled persons

i got almost got run over by the disorient express in front of the tard yard!

by valvespout August 29, 2005