valvespout's definitions

bartlett

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.

by valvespout August 30, 2005

tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dg

short for dumb gash

Damn! That bitch is a dg!

by valvespout August 30, 2005

fornicanine

fucking the dog, screwing off, diddling the pooch.

would you quit the fornicanine and get your shit done?

by valvespout August 30, 2005

Bar Rag

ugly drunk women who always seems to be at the end of the bar. Will go home with anyone who has at least 5 dollars in pocket.

Erik took that fuckin bar rag home again! Is he still bangin that bar rag?

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dingleberry shuffle

titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.

boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dumb gash

a stupid woman. gash

Damn is that melissa a dumb gash.

by valvespout August 30, 2005