disorient express

the short bus. bus used to transport mentally or physically disabled persons

i got almost got run over by the disorient express in front of the tard yard!

by valvespout August 04, 2005

dumb gash

a stupid woman. gash

Damn is that melissa a dumb gash.

by valvespout August 04, 2005

dingleberry shuffle

titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.

boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.

by valvespout August 04, 2005

fornicanine

fucking the dog, screwing off, diddling the pooch.

would you quit the fornicanine and get your shit done?

by valvespout August 04, 2005

Bar Rag

ugly drunk women who always seems to be at the end of the bar. Will go home with anyone who has at least 5 dollars in pocket.

Erik took that fuckin bar rag home again! Is he still bangin that bar rag?

by valvespout August 04, 2005

bartlett

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.

by valvespout August 04, 2005

dg

short for dumb gash

Damn! That bitch is a dg!

by valvespout August 04, 2005