valvespout's definitions

tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

by valvespout August 29, 2005

bartlett

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.

by valvespout August 30, 2005

Munt

a man who acts like a cunt

the munt was bitching because he fucked up his copier.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dg

short for dumb gash

Damn! That bitch is a dg!

by valvespout August 30, 2005

fornicanine

fucking the dog, screwing off, diddling the pooch.

would you quit the fornicanine and get your shit done?

by valvespout August 30, 2005

disorient express

the short bus. bus used to transport mentally or physically disabled persons

i got almost got run over by the disorient express in front of the tard yard!

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dumb gash

a stupid woman. gash

Damn is that melissa a dumb gash.

by valvespout August 30, 2005