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Gay Hookup

to meet another gay man (or men) for sex

sometimes performed in locations such as hampstead heath after arranging in a gay bar, by using a phone chat line such as maleforce or a website like mand8.com
tom is that gay hookup i had last weekend
by jamie_bigballs April 3, 2009
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gay blowjob

the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick.
This is how to defined a gay blowjob

proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:

1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.

2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?

3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.

4.) massage his balls with your free hand.

5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)

6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.

7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.

8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.

9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.

and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
Dude, Joanne gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
by ChewButters August 26, 2021
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Gay-K

also refered to as the AK 74u,a gun in call of duty which is excessively over powered and is used by people with no skill watsoever
bob: what gun killed me?
*watches kill cam*
bob: oh its the Gay-K smh
bill: im not suprised the whole team is using it to get kills... yet they are still losing
by bbaxs February 25, 2011
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Gay BC

This is what viewers begin to call the popular television channel ABC when they realize The View will be followed an even gayer show, The Chew.
Pass the remote, Whoopi Goldberg is rambling on Gay BC again.
by liebenstein June 8, 2013
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Dylans Gay

Dylan is 100% gay and he can't deny it.
by Yo dylans gay September 11, 2020
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Noob Gay

The period immediately following coming out in which a gay individual acts very stereotypical of gay individuals with no particular style of individual gayness to the point of being obnoxious. These people are defined solely by their sexuality past the point of being able to distinguish themselves in any other way.
Before coming out, George had his own personality. Now everything he does reflects a gay stereotype. What a noob gay.
by NoAndNa October 16, 2012
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part gay

having a few gay-ish tendencies. i.e.. maybe wearing too much pink, or just always grabbing your male friends ass or weiners for fun. note: part gay can also be referred to as "rated pg" or "pg13" if they are acting like a teenager and gay at the same time.
dude, i swear palmer is part gay, he's always trying to get in the shower with me and for some reason he thinks it's really funny.
by trichards June 27, 2007
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