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Driving Stick 

The act of using ones knees to drive while simultaneously using a set of drum sticks to play the drum beat of music on the radio. Usually this is accomplished with the volume at the maximum setting. Some variations use the bottom of the steering wheel as the snare, the top is the hi hat, toms can be played on the seat or any surface that produces a thump, the bass can be played by stomping the floor board with the foot that doesn't do anything anyways, and symbols can be played on the windows. Many accomplished "Stick Drivers" can navigate even the most congested inner city streets or highway system seamlessly drumming to the heaviest metal music. Some lower level "stick drivers" should start of with a slow country song in the Walmart parking lot...
Police Officer: Sir, can you explain the reason you were swirving?
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"...
Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning
Guy: drives off..
Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic....

Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio...
Police Officer: haha... Noobs
Driving Stick by Condawg090 January 6, 2012

truck stick 

the fighting move that makes all skater fags think they could take on the world. it is the act of hitting someone in the face with the trucks on your skatebord.
dude i totaly saw a skater punk truck stick a security gaurd when they said he couldnt skate there
truck stick by NEV1991 December 13, 2009

floob stick

Substitute for dick, slang for penis.
Perv: Can I stick my floob stick in your floob hole?
Fit person: Floob no, get the floob away!
floob stick by moodle_man May 25, 2006

Big Pointy Stick 

A big stick, handled like a 2-handed sword; Primary weapon of SPGLink of wordThe Four Heroes/word
SPGLink unsheathed the legendary Big Pointy Stick, and vanquished the evil pastry to the air conditioner from wence it came.
Big Pointy Stick by SPGLink February 23, 2003

Big stick 

A big or very large penis, especially that of a president.
Sleepy Joe Biden: I promise you, the president has a big stick, I promise you!

Well he would know, he was slapped around by that big stick for 8 years.

Joe Biden loves the BBC

pogo stick 

A type of bludgeon used for the abuse of harshweeds
He beat the harshweed with a burning pogo stick
pogo stick by Matt Hayes September 6, 2003