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cold cream kitty 

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.
cold cream kitty by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023
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Boston Cream pie 

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.
If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.

Cherry Cream Ale 

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.
GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."
Cherry Cream Ale by fufck January 1, 2024

sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.
I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.
sludge cream by Moventure January 1, 2024

sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.
I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.
sludge cream by Moventure January 1, 2024

Ice Cream Bars 

Friend: I hate ice cream bars
Me: PERISH YOU @^$^#%#$ @%#%# *#^#@# ^#%@^$
Ice Cream Bars by Blueberie January 4, 2024