Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.
When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.
GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."
A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.
I had to use an excessive amount of toilet papertoday due to sludge cream.
A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.
I had to use an excessive amount of toilet papertoday due to sludge cream.