meat endoscopy

When a woman deep throats while performing oral sex on a man, but not necessarily by choice.

aka: "Throating", "Face Fack"

"She wasn't quite feeling the deepthroat action so I had to give her a meat endoscopy."

by dustinzmann April 30, 2010

sweet meat

the name for the smell of penis jizz after jerking it off

steven and disney were messing around in the car, and then disney jerked him off. five minutes later, disney's little sister walks into the car and exlaims, "it smells like sweet meat in here!"

by kizzate June 18, 2006

meat bag

meaning a person used for sex

wow meat bag, you look like youve been the meat bag all day

by daveo the drugo August 28, 2003

Meat Flute

When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.

Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".

by looselizzy December 13, 2010

meat market

when you are in any situation (i.e. party/bar/bbq) where there is ALOT more guys then girls. Usually upsetting the horny guys

Guy 1: "Man I was totally hoping to pick up at this bar tonight, but it's a total meat market in here"
Guy 2: "I hear ya"

by Teeeracy May 27, 2005

meat fest

when a bunch of guyz play with themselves in a circle

jordan: woah alex look over there a meat fest!
alex: u wana join? oh wait is that Josh and roger?
jordan: of course it is!

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

Meat Wagon

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.

I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.

by Aluminium March 16, 2009