hairy cockroach 

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

hairy cockroach by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014

hairy chamois 

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.

It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!

hairy chamois by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

Hairy Sausage 

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

Hairy Sausage by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

hairy potta 

name for a pot-dealer who is either really hairy or likes harry potter.

Look who it is –hairy potta with them goods!

hairy potta by californiarollin January 1, 2017

harmyni 

The freakin hottest person on earth. But still a weirdo.

Harmyni is so hot

harmyni by Harmyni September 3, 2017

Hairy Neck 

A long, necked hairy man who teenage girls find attractive.

OMG Britney a hairy neck is coming our way!! Get his number!

Hairy Neck by Molly Morris September 7, 2019

Hairy Galinsoga

A self growing uncircumcised penis.

The Hairy Galinsoga may get from 4 to 7 inches in height.

Hairy Galinsoga by berrics808 November 23, 2019