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no game game 

(n) a type of 'game', as in means of attracting the opposite sex, usually perpetrated by men, in which they act as if they have 'no game' in order to dupe women into dating them for the sole purpose of gaining their trust. Once this is achieved, the actual 'game' is implemented.
She thought she had finally met a nice guy, but it turns out he was just running the no game game on her.
no game game by Moyse Trap May 16, 2008
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A game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or display.

Said game is original, not a remake nor a port, or even a sequel to a series that was never that great in the first place. Oh, and it's also QUALITY.
<\g> 3DS has no gaems.
<Ice> Shut up you're being ignorant.
<Jeremy> But it's true.
<Ice> SHUT UP YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME COMMIT SUICIDE AHHHHH
<\g> go eat a dick you candle sniffing fence fuck priest humping dildo eating shit master
<Jeremy> PSP has no gaems.
gaems by \g December 18, 2011

Gamestard 

Or Games Retarded.

A conglomeration of the words Games and suprisingly, Retard. A Gamestard is someone who, for no reason simply fails at all video or computer games.

This phrase is well linked to sportstard, as the original sportstard can't play games for shit either.
Nick Potter - Has completed one game in his entire life, which is "Warioland" on the Gameboy. The original Gamestard
Gamestard by klaus__ October 16, 2008

gamespoting

The act of holding a vote with a public tally, and once the vote ends doing the following:

* declaring the person with the most votes the winner
* waiting a short period of time
* switching the votes
* declaring the previous looser the winner
Man, i really wanted Al Gore as our 43rd president, too bad the electorals did some gamespoting.
gamespoting by Hayrola September 24, 2009

Gamester 

One who is a gangsterat games
Oh even try to beat him at smash bros. He’s a TOTAL gamester!
Gamester by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Gamesaurus 

The last remaining dinosaur who just evolved and became one with the people. He's got a Ph.D. in game development and chemistry and works for a small board game venture in India.
He has a great sense of humour, is quite knowledgeable and doesn't use toilet paper because... well, a T-Rex has very short hands, don't they? If you see him, do not ask if he misses his family. He's quite emotional that way.
Also, don't offend him by offering meat. He's a vegan.
Friend 1: Yo I went to doll some dice on a game and Gamesaurus was there. He caught me cheating and sent me out!

Friend 2: Yeah... he's such a prude man.

Friend 1: So I met Gamesaurus at a bar last night and he teamed up with me on Catan. We smothered the opponents!
Friend 2: HAHA! Gamesaurus is the shizz bro!
Gamesaurus by TheGreySamaritan July 19, 2019

GameStopped 

When a group of people coordinate to intentionally bankrupt multiple hedgefunds and short-sellers by buying GameStop stock.
The hedgefund was doing well until it got GameStopped
GameStopped by stupidguy2007 January 27, 2021