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Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.
Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"
by thekingofbones June 16, 2017
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Boneing

Hey Johnny? Yes Mike? I like boneing people!
by Atlas_b April 20, 2022
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Bone Holder

Slang term referring to either a vagina or a very promiscuous girl. A girl who is always using her "bone holder".
"That girl is a total bone holder!"
by peteroba March 1, 2010
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bone buzz

When you get high and feel it in your bones, body hight
Want to get bone buzzed? I’m so hight right now, I’m bone buzzed
by Pseudonymsteph September 2, 2019
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skin and bones

A saying used to describe someone that severely lacks any muscle or fat.
eat some fucking food niko you’re all skin and bones
by Soomst July 13, 2018
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Poopy Bone

A euphemism for a mans penis after anal sex; A metaphorical saying similar to Funny Bone except specifically for poop jokes; a Markiplier Reference
"Man, That really tickled my Poopy Bone for some reason!"
by Sydrad July 23, 2018
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Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.
"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "
by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016
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