porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

Porn Recruit

A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.

Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

Poop Porn

The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.

Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte

by STINKANATOIR December 24, 2024

Porn

The absolute hottest, graphic, carnal and sensual material that can be accessed via a plethora of mediums including magazines, television programs, books and the internet. This product is mostly utilised by those wishing to masturbate, however porn subsequently causes a prevalent influx of unrealistic expectations of the sexual world.

Porn is absolutely amazing, especially when you type up "hot, oiled, juicy pussies penetrated close-up."

by Definer of "Porn" January 12, 2023

porn leftovers

When you open your laptop and find porn from yesterday.

I wasn't even planning on fapping but I opened my laptop and found some porn leftovers and I couldn't resist.

by OL_O March 4, 2014

A.I. Porn

Did I tell you my A.I. porn story? No? Ok. So, I'm watching porn, right? And what do I stumble across? A familiar face. Not the chick in the news but a YouTuber. Her!? In a porn!? It couldn't possibly be! So I started watching. This is clearly fake.... Oh well *Bap bap bap bap bap* So, some time passes and apparently she found out about it and was pretty upset. Which was a little sad.. but the funny part is... I had already yanked it to her content BEFORE I found the A.I. porn! So.... The end result is the same whether the porn is there or not. I also saw some of a pop star and a politician. So that was neat.

Hym "A.I. Porn is bad.... Not for the consent reason because WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN MY LIKENESS IS USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION DO WE!? No. But it's bad because the quality is low. The facial expressions don't quite match the action. They usually copy the face onto something pretty plain.... It's bores me. Most porn is bad. Bad porn with a familiar face is only slightly more appealing."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2023