Did you notice how much of a psycho narcissistic asshole that person is doing whatever they want to others...they must not know Nicks Law
by Nicks Law August 13, 2020
Get the Nicks lawmug. 
Get the half-co-pibling-in-lawmug. If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
by King mammal August 31, 2018
Get the goat's lawmug. Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.
Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.
by QuacksO January 4, 2017
Get the Morphy's Lawmug. (epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021
Get the William Holden’s Lawmug. A law that states that if it exists, someone will put a VHS filter over it and call it Analog Horror.
"Did you see that new Family Guy analog horror? Its kind of bad." "Sounds like Flaze's Law in action."
by 2smug4you June 4, 2025
Get the Flaze's Lawmug. Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:
Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:
Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
Juanita's Law in action:
At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022
Get the Juanita's Lawmug.