pissy pants

when you piss your pants

"holy shit I have pissy pants ew" -someone who just pissed their pants.

by grotesquette ♡ February 27, 2022

pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average

Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.

by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016

Polo Pants

An article of clothing that is worn by only fine Somali men. Typically in the 15-18 age range. These pair of pants are definitely a game changer for a female looking a guy.

"he was wearing polo pants today. def a 10/10"
"i cant believe Abdi was wearing polo pants today."

by shakodictionay May 16, 2023

Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007

jimmy jam pimp pants

the pimpiest of pimps among the pimpy gods

james is the REAL jimmy jam pimp pants

by literallyricky November 24, 2022

pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia

I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.

by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014

Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 October 11, 2015