Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast

Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯

by Neonfetusman June 21, 2024

Filthy Tom

When one’s body fluids lands upon one’s glasses, curls, and or beard

Boy she went crazy last night, had me walking out like a filthy Tom

by pppppoooiffdd June 28, 2024

Throwing a Tom

While playing cornhole when someone throws a bag short of the board.

I hate throwing a Tom. Theses boards must be too far apart.

by Bags master July 3, 2024

Tom

Tom is lame and weak.

I saw Tom today, he looked really lame and weak.

by Why’s it spicy July 7, 2024

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe is a spin off of the story of orange doe. Peeping Tom was looking through a window when she saw Orange Doe brushing his teeth in perfect condition even though his hands were not recovered. She stole the toothbrush and had their baby, Psychology.

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe are couple goals- their cheating son psychology is not a goal, though.

by Doe Life July 9, 2024

tom holland gay

Tom was in his dorm, stroking his hard 11 inch when his dorm-mate Matthew came in. Tom gasped, trying to cover himself, but Matthew wasn't having any of that. He locked the door to Tom's bedroom and walked over, taking his clothes off and leaving them on the floor on the way. "What are you-" Tom began before being pinned to the bed, lips locked with Matt's. Matt looked around. "Got any lube?" He murmured softly. Tom shook his head before passing him a wrapper. Matt wondered, and then threw it, taking Tom by surprise and fucking him rough, cumming immediately into him to lube him up. He had been rock-hard anyways, his masturbation session in the locker room had helped with that. Tom moaned loudly as Matt fucked him missionary, slowing down and becoming softer in his thrusts. Tom wrapped his legs around Matt, already breaking a sweat. Tom grinned, stopping and slowly going deeper into him with those magnificent 11 inches until Tom was gasping, clutching the bed. Matt then began to slowly fuck him again. Tom began to squirm under his roommate when the pressure broke and he couldn't stop himself cumming. Matthew stared in surprise before spanking him and making him shiver. "Lick all this off you slut!" Tom obeyed, and they were soon flat on the bed frenching again, before Tom took Matt in his hand, rubbing until his massive uncut cock was completely hard and red.

Matthew wasted no time pulling away and instead of cumming into Tom's hand, fucked him and squirted inside him. Tom moaned loudly that guys from other dorms heard it, launching into a large orgasm. He was panting when he'd finished, the sweat dripping off of his lean body. Matt smiled, beginning to pound him again, causing Tom to bite his shoulder so hard Matt yelled out in pain and ecstasy. After their wonderful sex, they both showered, wore their pyjamas and cuddled on the sofa watching a random movie until they both fell asleep. Lovely tom holland gay.

by freakfortom July 28, 2024

Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024