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Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
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Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
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sam thery

A boy who is so jacked that he owns the gym.
He usually works out in Basic Fit Ypres.
Hates skinny bitches and girls named Ella Verhelle

If your name is Sam Thery, you are the king of gym.
'do you hit the gym?'
Yes im Sam Thery what did you think bro
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Pythagoras' Theorem

An often used and renowned theorem by Pythagoras in the field of geometry and mathematics. It states that in a right-angled triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse (the longest side of the triangle and also the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

It is commonly written as a^2+b^2=c^2, where c denotes the length of the hypotenuse, and a and b denote the lengths of the other two sides.
Pythagoras' Theorem is often used to calculate the length of any one side of a right-angled triangle when given the lengths of the other two sides.
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FBI theorist

Anyone after 2022 (more likely anyone after 1963) who still believes the FBI does not conspire
hey dude, you really think the FBI/Twitter relationship was a nothingberger situation normal? You're an FBI theorist!
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Conspiracy Theorist

A phrase made up and used as a buzzword by shady people such as left wing radicals or government officials in order to signal their supporters and followers to doubt, disbelieve, discredit, distrust, ignore, silence and slander witnesses that call them out for their dishonest, shady dark agendas.
Anybody who says that co-vid was create in a lab is a Conspiracy Theorist and shouldn't be taken seriously
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bumbass theorem

When you make something that don't make sense.
4+3=8 bc if you break them apart then multiply them together you get 8 this is the bc the bumbass theorem makes you look smar
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