Baby Bird

When you kiss a girl and then find out that she blew your buddy earlier in the night.

Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!

by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

Bird feeder

A type of punishment dished out for stupidness, abscence or as initiation within a rugby club. 2 persons required, a mother bird and and baby bird. The 'Mother bird' consumes alcohol until vomit is produced and must 'feed' the baby bird.

Miles and Han missed the first rugby tournament of the year for unknown reasons. Miles must now bird feeder Han.

by DangerDBN April 19, 2017

Smoke Detector Bird

A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.

Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"

Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"

by BigDog9 April 22, 2017

fuck up a bird

Devour a whole chicken

Im starving.... i could really fuck up a bird right now

by Kleeve April 27, 2017

Bird

Jordan Breau

Jordan Breau is a fucking BIRD

by Jordan Bro May 29, 2017

Bird

A flat out dumbass who annoys the fuck out of everybody

Sean Omoseni is such a fucking bird. He never shares his marks with other people and he always sucks all the teacher's dicks

by KissUp May 31, 2017