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Hairy Hound 

V: The act of fucking someone up the ass and spitting on his or her back. Then when they turn around you blow your load in their face and show them your pubes while howling.
N: A fluffy dog.
Hairy Hound by Frank Sinatra February 19, 2007

hairy eyelids 

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.
Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."
hairy eyelids by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

Hairy Muff 

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.
Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.
Hairy Muff by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019

No hardys 

I broke your vase no hardys yeah
No hardys by Akinola7 October 9, 2016

HARRYPOTTERLESS

The inability to attend the midnight showing of the final harry potter movie.
OMG! I WAS HARRYPOTTERLESS ON JULY 14!!
HARRYPOTTERLESS by Wwehtpoahge July 13, 2011

harrylee 

Harrylee is a lovely name he is caring and super strong people with harry in there name normally has a big 🍆 but yeh and if they play fortnite there gods aha
Harrylee is a name boii
harrylee by Mineshite August 28, 2018