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Talentless Ass Clown

Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.
"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?

-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place

+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019
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An absolute clown

A girl who the boy likes her and then she catches feelings and he doesn’t like her anymore
Nicole is an absolute clown and how dare
Pietro do that to her.
by Mouse lover November 9, 2019
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Snogging the toothless clown

Cunnilingus with a woman whose pubis is unusually thick and bushy.
When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!
by Nuphagus January 5, 2020
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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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Laffy The Clown

by GioGioBrando July 8, 2020
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man boobs the clown

Man Boobs the Clown is a fat clown who likes painting with barbeque sauce. He likes covering closet walls in barbeque sauce, he sometimes likes to take baths in the BBQ.
Man Boobs the Clown has struck again.

Man Boobs is in my house

I smell Barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs

Man Boobs just bought a tub of BBQ
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
by The aj gains November 28, 2020
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