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agorist.chris

agorist.chris or leftie23 or Chris is a male man who makes tiktoks usually by himself. He’s covered many topics like politics stuff and how to shave; Chris is like a dad because he had sex with your mom. Chris is also funny like when he made that joke. He also got banned for being too attractive and too poggers
Dan: Chris how do you do what you do
agorist.chris: by doing it

Dan: wow
agorist.chris by Surlaw cipe October 7, 2020

I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women
Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

Chef Chris

Megatool-hatertot. Senile, wacked out player who's steelo is beat. Gotta give him props on his mad skittles in the kitchen while keeping it real, he hella kills it. Drives an old beat hoopty. He thinks he's such a mack daddy! Sits around all day, disses us about our shit, then just throws kosher in my beef even though it comes out bomb, he needs to chill. Gotta give him props on his ghetto ass front though. He lays down some mad beats in his spare time. He better step off though-I'm coming up fast.
Chef Chris, that donkey. He's such a tool.
Chef Chris by D.S.C.11 May 30, 2011

Jesus Chris

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

Pulled a chris 

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.
Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.
Pulled a chris by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Creepy Chris 

The type of kid to quote weird things like you tubers or Jesus in the Bible , like the name Patrick and is typically bad at fortnite not only do they have a short fuse but usually a toxic sports fan of a toxic fan base like The Spurs or Warriors or for football they would like the Patriots or Seahawks , usually has lighter hair and likes voice impressions
Creepy Chris by George Hartsfeild January 1, 2019