Drop Dead @ 2

On December 4th DROP DEAD at 2:00pm tomorrow even in lessons and don’t talk ormove for 2 and a half minutes straight...Confusing the s**t out of the Teachers 😂

Teacher: Can someone read out question 3 on the extract from Macbeth
Students are silent
Teacher: HeLlO!?!?
2 mins later
Student: Do two PETEZD Paragraphs on the extract from Macbeth given to you

Drop Dead @ 2- Be silent at 2

by Mad definitions for y’all December 3, 2019

The boston 2 time

You need two guys one girl. One guy shits on her chest while the other guy cums in her ass simultaneously.

The boston 2 time is an awesome way to express your love.

they then proceeded to boston two time as a three some.

by el samo April 30, 2019

2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.

by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy

by mixon606 January 11, 2018

Safe 2 Say

A anonymous bullying app for any scared mother fucker who can’t handle a little ass beaten to report to the head of police. This is for any pussy who feels the need to tell on someone but does it anonymously so the bitch being told on can’t shit on the guy who told for payback. Things to report on this app are: bullies, teenage ghetto girls running around with hot cheetos period ing every damn things, the sluts who walk around and juul weed, and of course the bitches who have illegals house parties

Danielle cohn got reported to Safe 2 Say because she wore no clothes to school.

by hawty mcThotty January 24, 2020

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. It was released in October 2007 as part of The Orange Box video game bundle for Windows and Xbox 360.1 A PlayStation 3 version followed in December 2007 when The Orange Box was ported to the system.2 Later in development, the game was released as a standalone title for Windows in April 2008, and was updated to support Mac OS X in June 2010 and Linux in February 2013.
It comes with "constant updates", cosmetics and most importantly hats! (and aimbot cheaters, scammers and F2Ps)

Me: Yo did you hear about the new Team Fortress 2 update
Nerd: fuck tf2
Me: fuck you then

by EngineerGaming November 23, 2020

dumb fuck 2

A stupid bitch (who keeps on having a crush on their closest friends and do nothing because they think they’re I’ll get rejected)
ACTUAL definition though: a stupid bitch who calls their friend everyday just to laugh and talk shit

Example 1: dumb fuck 2 is existing again
example 2: look at this dumb fuck 2

by Bllxrry February 29, 2020